International Talk Like a Pirate Day it be. Ye wenches and landlubbers, all hands on deck.
Be ye lustin' to spout stories of yer bucanneerin' fame? Boast o' yer booty? Well me hearties, today is the day.
Raise yer mug o' grog and drink to the wealth o' the seas, the beauty of wenches and the victuals in yer galleys.
But avast, perhaps ye be in need of some instructioning. Refer to this here site for hearty tips from hearty men.
Or ye jezebels, ye might tire o' knot-tyin. Then tis time to knit. Make straight fer knitlikeapirate.com.
And me handsom' laddies out there... how'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
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